JOKES CORNER: Pronunciation Problem

"Information. Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing
for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater
Guild."

"I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not 'Theodore'! 'Theater'! The word is 'theater'.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."


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