Saturday 16 May 2015

JOKES CORNER: Death Comes too soon

Death came to Akpos one day and said, ”Akpos, today is your day!”
Akpos : “But I am not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my list”.
Akpos : “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said, “All right ”
Akpos gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
Akpos took the list and removed his name from the top of the
list and put into the bottom.
When death woke up it said to Akpos, “Akpos,because you have been very nice to me, I will take pity on you and start from the BOTTOM of the list!”
Akpos Fainted...


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