The Federal Ministry of Health and the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a joint medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called WearyOverload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
However, should you have an ‘accidental’ exposure to WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store (Mama Gee Joint) and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life, get help quickly!
BEWARE!!!
@Calabar_links
This virus is called WearyOverload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
However, should you have an ‘accidental’ exposure to WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store (Mama Gee Joint) and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life, get help quickly!
BEWARE!!!
@Calabar_links
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