JOKES CORNER: The Nigerian Type of English

1. Abeg dress back.
2. If I hear pim,, u go hear nweeen.
3. Have they BROUGHT light?
4. The FILM is SWEET
5. Pls help me SLOW that fan
6. Mummy HAVE come
7. I’ll tell my daddy FOR YOU
8. Have you paid your school fees money?
9. See as you BAFF up
10. Put the bread inside LYLON
11. I strong KAKARAKA
12. Oya come and be going
13. I KUKUMA don’t have your time
14. Shebi you have BB charger
15. See how her eye is entering my food
16. Did you see the sound of my ring tone?
17. I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume.
18. I wan ENTER Motor
19. U dey hear d smell?
20. shey u dey catch cold???
21. Abeg live me alone
22. i carry God take beg Ɣou
23. have mummy go
24. y are Ɣou lying on ma head
25. is uncle dat beat me
26. Nnah lekwa rain
27. biko are you coming
28. is me dat will do first

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