Thursday, 2 April 2015

JOKES CORNER: Kiss Marketing

 
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife…
Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month because the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart forever.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied…
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks so very much for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket tower did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items that go with kisses….
hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance…Shall I plan the same for next month?
Please Advice!!!

@Calabar_links

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