Cop:from where?
Boy: officer, na from party o!
Cop so wetin you chop remain?
Boy: (brandishing the half-filled bottle) this na original brandy!trust naija cop now,he snatched the bottle,downed the urine while the boys zoomed off not bothering to see his face if it ever occurred to him he drank urine! (for checkpoint, na long-throat go kill them all!!)
@Calabar_gist
I don’t this kind of behaviour would have been tolerated anywhere else in the world. My uncle works for a Los Angeles DUI attorney and often tells how cops are quite strict when it comes to drunk driving cases and make sure that guilty doesn’t go unpunished. Things are quite different here.
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