The following below are the funniest and easiest ways to breakup with
your Boy/Girlfriend…
“16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable
of killing me… It’s over!!!”
“How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell
conspiracy. IT’S OVER!”
“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy
breathing? It’s over!”
“So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on
it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”
“So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is your caller tune? I can’t
trust alcoholics with my future kids.”
“They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken.
You want to kill me? It is over!”
“I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience. I can’t date someone who’s not patient.”
“Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I
support PDP? It’s over!”
“You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our
children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”
“I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the
ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”
“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I? Park your things.”
You can add more below to continue the fun…
@Calabar_gist
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