Thursday, 26 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: The Exam

Josh in an exam hall, writing a science examination... 

QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river 

ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners; they shit and f**k in it! 

QUESTION 2: How can we stop water pollution? 

ANSWER: We build public toilet in the river and low cost hotels beside the river bank, so they can make use of it. 

QUESTION 3: Enumerate 3 ways to stop overfishing in our rivers.

ANSWER: 
(1) Introduce Family Planning 
(2) Teach them hide and seek 
(3) Implore the fish to wage War against fishermen and write a letter to the Fish Right Association (FRA). You can also help them out.

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