JOKES CORNER: Soldier & the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later’. The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Policemen ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The nun replied, ‘He went that way’ pointing to a wrong direction.



After the MPs raced off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough, Sister.  You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq…’ The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’ The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.

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