Saturday, 11 April 2015

JOKES CORNER: Guard Your Secrets

Three  pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after  a busy  Sunday. They agreed it’s so difficult preaching  to people all the time  and no one  preaches to  them.
 Sitting by the river with little response  from the hooks, one pastor  thought of sharing his  heart with others.
 He said: “guys its rare to  get such an opportunity to be among ourselves  like  this. It would be good if we look into our lives and  help each other  with our weaknesses”.
 They  all agreed to this. This pastor said: “Gentlemen I  need help! The  people in my church give a lot of money  every week. I started taking  little by little  but  now I take a big chunk. I can’t stop stealing  from the church please  pray for me. The day they will  find out I will be fired”!
  The other pastor  said: “brothers your sins are better than mine! I have  slept with every woman in the church including married  women. As I  preach  my eyes hover over the  congregation looking for the next  prey. If this  is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill  me!”
  The last pastor’s feet were shaking as  they were talking. They thought  he had a big story to  tell. He stood up and said: “My brothers my problem  is  gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell  everyone! In fact  I can’t sit anymore. I have to share  this with the congregation! I will  be  back!

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