Guy: Yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: That’s my babyyyy
Babe: I want u to buy me something.
Guy: Just name it
Babe: It’s just one Blackberry Porsche sha…
Guy: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know
Babe: It’s 620,000 Naira Only (about $3,000)
Guy: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have u checked the fuel consumption too?
Babe: Honey, it’s not a car oo. It’s a phone.
Guy: :O phone?!
Guy: That means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe abi?
Babe: Are u buying it or not?
Guy: Pls I’m not ooo! I can’t!
3hrs later...
Babe: Helloooooo!Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: Don’t even bother again. I’ll call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.
Guy: Better still, Y don’t u call Atiku, He will be faster!
Babe: I’m going to delete u
Guy: Is ur phone hanging? ‘Cos I’ve already deleted u since u mentioned Porsche.
Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef !!
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