JOKES CORNER: Josh & his brothers

Josh went to Mama Put's shop and ordered 3 bottles of Ogogoro. He drank them one after the other. Day after day, he repeated the ritual. He would order three bottles of the strong drink, and empty them one after the other.

One day Mama Put became curious and asked him why he did that. "You see, I have two brothers. One is now in Australia and the other is in England. We made a pact that we will remember one another when we drink."

Sometime later, he came into the bar and ordered only two bottles of Ogogoro. Mama Put felt that something was wrong. "I am sorry to see that you have lost one of your brothers.".

"No," he said, "I still have two brothers."

"Then why do you order only two bottles?"

"You see," Josh explained, "recently my wife took me to a crusade. To the glory of God, I have decided to stop drinking."

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