Thursday 19 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: The Angels Revolt

A man was driving his taxi from Port harcourt to lagos. He had a sticker in the car that said ''He will give his angels charge over me''

By the time time he got to warri, he was doing 135km/h. The passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded by saying...''don't you see the sign?, the angels are on guard''. He approached Benin on a speed of 185km/h. By this time the passengers got very nervous and decided to get down. Everybody except the driver disembarked and he decided to continue the journey to lagos alone. ''Mumu faithless people...they don't believe that angels are on guard, despite my sticker''...he said, as he drove on.

Nearing Ore, he was comfortably cruising at 215km/h...when he heard people in his car shoulting....''abeg oga drop us o..we no dey go again''...puzzled, he looked around...''sebi I dropped all my passengers in Benin..so na who dey talk?''

''Oga, drop us o..na we be the angels wey dey on guard...this one don become suicide mission we no dey guard again ooo!!!''

@Calabar_gist

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