JOKES CORNER: The Prayers of a Player Boy

Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!

Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Burn those breast right now in Jesus name!

Any girl who has vowed that she would never date me, God, make her to see me taking her for shopping in her dream!

Any girl who has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name!

Any girl who I'm dating and calls me only to tell me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired... Oh Lord! Divert her calls to kidnappers!

God! If any of the girls is here, let her post and comment be invisible... nobody will see it in Jesus Name! AMEN

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