Wednesday 25 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: Heaven's Clocks

Stella Obasanjo Died and went to heaven, she entered a room where she saw several clocks she asked Angel Gabriel what the clocks stand for, Angel Gabriel replied and said each clock  represent a soul, when a soul lies it ticks.

She saw a clock that has never ticked and asked who owns it Oh, That Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowthers clocked, He never lied during his stay on earth answered the angel and who owns this clock she asked again, that Sir Tafawa Balewa's clock it ticked once meaning he lied once during his lifetime answered the angel, and this she asked again whose clock is this, that's Sir Nnamdi Azikiwe's Clock it ticked twice meaning he lied twice, wow!

She exclaimed but pls where is my Husband's Clock, General Olusegun Obasanjo Clock oh, replied the Angel, His clock is in Jesus Office, He is using it as a Ceiling Fan

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