Wednesday 18 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: The Gorilla Husband

Mr and Mrs Josh at a zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.

Mrs Josh: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men? Look (seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts) Sure enough,the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of d enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

Mrs Josh: See, now I know why u react the way you do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't...Men & gorillas are the same.

Mr Josh: Wow.. now expose both breast & see what happens. (So she exposes both breasts to the gorilla & it gets very excited dat it want to escape from d enclosure)

Mr Josh: dis is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around, expose your bum & let's see what happens. (d woman did exactly & dis time, d gorilla breaks free from d enclosure, grabs Mrs Josh and starts yanking her clothes off)

Mrs Josh[yells]: Dear.. what do I do now? Please help me!

Mr Josh: Now, tell him you're in your period, u av a headache or u're nt in mood, n let's see if Gorillas and Men are really the same

@Calabar_gist

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