Wednesday 18 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: Alhaji "Don't Stop"

Josh told his 15year old daughter not to allow any man touch her. He said precisely, "if any man tries to touch your breasts, tell him DON'T and if he tries to touch your virginity tell him STOP. 
Being a very wise girl, Stephanie was strolling down the road and encountered Allhaji =who offered to drop her. on their way going, Alhaji chatted her up and attempted to touch her breasts, remembering what her father said, Stephanie screamed "DON'T" Alhaji then moved his hands from her breasts to her virginity and she screamed again "STOP"
Alhaji observing the trend decided to touch both places at the same time and she Stephanie continually screamed "DON'T STOP" while Alhaji had his fun

7months later, Stephanie is pregnant and Josh seems angry and tries to find the truth from Stephanie how come she is pregnant with all he told her and Stephanie replied... "Daddy me self I don't understand oh, Alhaji tried to touch me and I told him 'DON'T STOP" Josh replies and how come you are pregnant if you told him. Stephanie answered "Daddy that man is wise oh, imagine i told him DON'T STOP and he started touching me faster so I kept screaming 'DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP'"
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