The first husband married a nurse. As Edward showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky dude. Nurses are known to be hot to trot”.
The husband married a telephone operator. Edward showed them to their room and thought to himself,”Wow, he’s a lucky one. Telephone operators have the sexist voices…”.
The husband man married a school teacher. Edward showed them to their room and thought to himself “This poor guy, she’s pretty but teachers are just too uptight”.
The following day Edward answered to work at 5:00 in the morning. He expected just the teacher’s spouse to call for breakfast any moment and the other two would call much later in the day.
To Edward’s surprise 6:00 a.m. The phone rings it’s the nurse’s husband wanting breakfast.
The nurse’s husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man’s pajamas were still wrinkle free and his hair nicely combed.
Edward asked, “Sir, What happened ? You married a nurse didn’t you?”
The man grumply replies, “Son, don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying ” you’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary”.
Edward left immediately and went back down to the lobby desk to wait for the next call.
6:30 a.m. The telephone operator’s husband calls for breakfast.
Edward brings breakfast as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. This time the man was fully dressed and had a sour face.
Edward asks,” What happened?
Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices.”
The man sourly replies “listen, don’t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, “your four minutes are up, your four minutes are up.”
Again Edward rushed back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be calling any minute.
3:30 p.m. The teacher’s husband called for breakfast. Edward can’t believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room.
The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.
Edward fearing the worst asked “What happened to you? Did you have a fight?”
The man smiles and happily replies, “No. Sir, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was her voice saying, “We are going to do this over and over, until we get right.”
source: honeymoonviralmosh
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