Monday 16 March 2015

JOKES CORNER: Doctor Jones


A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is GHc300 and if we cannot treat, we will pay you $500.

Wanting the $500 for himself, intelligent Josh came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste.
The doc asked a nurse to give Josh a few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Josh shouted “Oh STOP! It is urine!”
The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now”.
Josh was very angry that he lost $300.
He came back two weeks later determined to get $500.

The following conversation ensued between Josh and the doc:


Josh: I lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.
Josh: Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.

@Calabar_gist

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